The Morbidly Obese Controller

   The Morbidly Obese Controller   Juan Sanchez is the man in charge of all the injuns on the land surrounded by water. They call him The Morbidly Obese Controller. He has a personal engine called Pedro, and spends most of his time running around the island bitching about how his grandmother used to beat him.
 * Race: Caucasian/Hispanic
 * Voiced by: zMarkAnthony

Appearances

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Dezul and the Search for the Quest of the Magic Engine That is Not Relevant to the Plot

Trivia

 * The Liberals had a problem with the non-PC name, and wouldn't stop bitching at us until we gave him a less offensive name (cough, cough, Dick Siggelcow).